catchall; mephisto

[toyska]

beep boop

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[teufelshund]

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All of them, as a matter of fact.

[toyska]

Well, why haven't you called them?!

[HELLO WHY ARE WE WAITING ON SATAN FOR THIS DAMN PARTY]

[teufelshund]

[ i'm crying

... ]

No phone signal.

[toyska]

[he's so unimpressed rn]

[teufelshund]

What I mean is, they're back in my world.

[ well. mostly. lmao. ]

And from what I've seen and heard, the Satan here seems like a cheap knockoff of the real thing.

[toyska]

[Oh... he frowns, crossing his arms.]

Do you think he's impersonating the real one, then?

[This fucking conspiracy theory]

[teufelshund]

I think it's possible.

...Something like that, anyway.

[toyska]

[this is just making him even more convinced that he could succeed at a coup and murder satan]

If only we knew how to get to him...