you know

[toyska]

sometimes things happen

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[toyska]

[THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY PLACES TO GO]

[nascens]

[YOU TAKE HIS ANTELOPE CARCASS? HE KILL YOU.]

[obdure]

[ Is this Childe waking up? Jacopo can be checking his head to see if he has a large ass swelling, swelling that is ass sized.

Wait is this a catchall for me or is this another group catchall it's MONDAY ]

[bxkautx]

[ I'M HERE TOO FOR SOME REASON ]

[obdure]

[ OH ]

[nascens]

[anyway]

Hand him over before I break your arms.

[bxkautx]

We're being nice to Jacopo.

[ you have no authority alex ]

[nascens]

I'm giving him a warning.

[HE IS BEING NICE.]

[bxkautx]

[ oh well that's fair enough then. nods. ]

[nascens]

[Thanks for acknowledging his heart of gold.]

[obdure]

He's yours.

[ He doesn't even think that Scaramouche cares about Childe, but checking the head wound with sampling presses. Petting him after because it's affection week.

Taking a step back, he gracefully gestures here is your prize. ]

[nascens]

[JUST WATCHING THIS HAPPEN HE GUESSES. Childe can enjoy being fussed over even though he's too unconscious to enjoy anything.]

You're lucky I'm in a decent mood, or I'd break your arms anyway.

[Picks Childe up again but this time he's just holding a foot, like he's really just gonna carcass drag this man away.]

[bxkautx]

Dude, what did I just say...

[ YOU HAVE. NO AUTHORITY, ALEX. ]

[nascens]

[SWEET SWEET SATAN.]

Should I break yours, instead?

[obdure]

Hey.

[ You can't speak to girls like that. ]

[bxkautx]

[ thinking about it ]

[obdure]

You could have said please and I'd do whatever you asked.

[ Guess who's going to follow and also bring Alex with him. Cola you didn't ask for this ]

Why didn't you just say you wanted to let him rest on a bed?

[nascens]

[I GUESS WE'RE ALL FUCKING GOING TO THE INFIRMARY AGAIN HELPPPP COLAAA well this is fine. Just drags his plucked chicken along.]

You'd be an idiot to do anything someone asks just because they say please. [He knows Jacopo did not mean literally whatever he asked, but still.]

I don't care if he rests or not, either. I'm trying to test something.

[bxkautx]

[ yippee, going on a walk. ]

Oh, I see.

[nascens]

[WJAT THE HELL IS HOING ON]

[toyska]

[There is definitely a concussion-looking injury there, as well as a dislocated shoulder amongst all the bruising... this is not medically accurate but I think it's funnier if he stays knocked out for this clown show]

[obdure]

[ I missed this, but that looks bad, Childe. He was actually going to take you to the infirmary again after he had his petty one-up to show Scaramouche he isn't doing this because he was listening to him.

No pity really because it looked like you enjoyed it. ]

[toyska]

[You don't want to canonize our beautiful kiss]

[obdure]

[ why did you comment here ]

[obdure]

[ OH NO THE TWINK IS HERE well he isn't scared but he should be ]