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Tartaglia "Comrade Bonzo" Childe | Эйджакс ([personal profile] toyska) wrote2021-02-22 10:45 pm
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catchall; old married couple and their sexy mediator I guess

what shitpost even fits in this situation I'm in tears
liuli: (19)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-02-23 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i really still can't believe we planned this and were immediately punished for horny crimes

anyway! it's a new day, this tuesday. gu yun was notably absent yesterday - when pressed about it, he mentioned these dreaded memory shares and a headache. it's unusual, for such a lively person, to vanish like that, but hey! even gu yun gets down sometimes. (?)

however, it's a new day, so. he hops up to answer the door from where he's reclined on the couch, reading something, and pulls it open to childe and prim. actually, really, to childe making that face, so his immediate response is: ]


What? [ what is that face for. ]
femmefinale: (If you'd've seen it)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-02-23 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
With a reaction like that, should I leave you two to it?

[ Primrose just looks mildly amused, even as she gives Childe's hand a faint squeeze. This isn't usually her thing either, but she doesn't mind helping out every now and then. ]
liuli: (157)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-02-23 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the urge to shut the door in childe's face is very strong

but, he doesn't! also primrose is there, so, he nudges the door all the way open and offering them both in. far be it for him to be rude! law's not around at the moment, so. ]


To what do I owe the pleasure? [ these manners are a little exaggerated, but it's playful, a twinkle to his eye. ]
femmefinale: (She's gonna stray so far away)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-02-23 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Childe really ought to be the one to explain here, so Primrose merely lifts an eyebrow, then slips into a curtsey. ]

Do I need a reason behind wishing to bask in your presence?

[ But her own eyes are dancing, because she's well aware she's laying it on thick. ]
liuli: (169)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-02-23 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Primrose and I had a perfectly wonderful time together last week that didn't end with any burns.

[ to which he just TURNS AWAY FROM CHILDE, ANYWAY, and gives primrose a playful grin, even a bit exaggerated. ] But by all means, if you've escorted a beautiful woman of such lovely company to my chambers, then I'm thankful.

[ a beat, glancing back at childe; ] Do you want a tip? Shoo.
Edited 2021-02-23 22:12 (UTC)
femmefinale: (Hold on hon)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-02-23 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Primrose looks between the two of them, still amused but politely so. But then she releases Childe's hand, steps right into Gu Yun's space and curls her fingers into the front of his clothes to drag him into a kiss.

Two seconds later, she speaks, a bit imperiously.]


As much as I enjoy watching a good dance, I will make myself clear. If he goes, I go. Otherwise, I should very much like to indulge with the both of you, but if such an arrangement isn't to your liking, I can also depart.

Your thoughts?
liuli: (119)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-02-24 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ that nice, long kiss has gu yun making a pleasant noise, hand coming up to rest at the small of her back and pull her closer. this is one of the best things about indulging in this place, after all, the easy way affection seems to come and go, and though he doesn't quite lean after primrose as she pulls away, he's listening very keenly to what she has to say.

there's a pause, and he glances over at childe. something unreadable passes across his face, and there's ostensibly a mental conversation of "this instead this week that goes through before he tilts his head, like he's considering. ]


Who's idea was this? [ it's more of a sly question, this time, gaze sliding back to primrose, for a moment, attention very much captured. a nice break from all the memory sharing that seems to be flying about, as of late.

(hopefully.)

he lingers in primrose's space for a moment longer before loosing his hands and letting go, reaching for his phone to let law know the room's occupied. ]


My room's the loft, then. After you.

[ and with that, he gives a wide bow, a little extra, sweeping his arm out towards the stairs up to the loft. his room is very sparse and clean - nothing exciting to it since their arrival here. the only thing that neither childe or primrose have likely seen is that his bedside table is completely charred on top like someone or something set it on fire??? i'm sure it's fine. ]
femmefinale: (I betcha you would've done the same)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-02-24 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Give her a moment to slip off her sandals to be polite, before she heads up to the loft. Because you know what, she's going to let Childe answer that question, since this is really all his fault to begin with.

Besides, she has a question of her own, as she looks at the table and her lips twitch a bit. ]


So, rather than allowing burns to be inflicted on yourself, the table endured them instead?
liuli: (60)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-02-24 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ the kiss is a little weirdly surprising, actually? he likes childe much more than one would first assume on first glance (it actually seems like they can't stand each other? but this is their weird version of friendship), but that's definitely out of the norm. who knows, though. maybe he's just feeling frisky with the idea? whatever.

he's not gonna question it, so. up the stairs he goes! he comes up behind them, without much fanfare, and glances over to the nightstand.

...and then grins, a little bawdy with it. ]
Well, what can I say? Someone had a nice night.

[

closes eyes.

anyway. ]
You're more than welcome to say so, if you missed my company, too. [ fufu. ]
femmefinale: (If you'd've seen it)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-02-24 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Primrose saw that and nodded sagely and approvingly because there's something nice about attractive men kissing each other-- and the banter seems to be friendly enough, so she isn't concerned about this arrangement at all.

She does arch an eyebrow at Gu Yun, but then delicately settles herself on the edge of the bed to observe the pair of them.

Yes, do continue. ]
liuli: (37)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-02-24 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ gu yun says nothing to that, mostly because he just needs to raise an eyebrow - do they really need to go through this song and dance again - and lets childe just go ahead and be handsy if that's what he wants, only briefly lolling his head back towards primrose and offering a wink. playful and flirtatious as always, as if to say don't you want to find out how good it was?

luckily, he doesn't get much time to actually say these sorts of words before he's picking up what childe's putting down. this is, unfortunately, not new for either of them; childe does know what he's doing with his hands here, and with his mouth, so. he walks backwards without any trouble, shrugging out of his upper layer and letting it fall to the floor in a heap of silk. he's got the high collared shirt on underneath, today, so it's a little bit more effort, and he nips at childe's lower lip in retaliation for his commentary and also this?? speed? hello?? before hooking his hands in the front of his shirt and pulling him in that extra inch closer to retaliate properly. if that's how it's gonna go, that's how it's gonna go!! is this a fight or a show for primrose? yes. ]
femmefinale: (Men just can't hold their arsenic)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-02-24 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If she hadn't already known, suspected from the way Childe had phrased his explanation, there's no doubting it now that these two are intimately familiar and comfortable with each other. Which has Primrose more intrigued than envious (jealousy is not an emotion she entertains, not when it implies a much deeper bond).

Rather, she appears to be enjoying the show, the battle of mouths and quick fingers dragging each other in and making quick work of clothing. It's enthralling, really, and she hums a soft note of approval, eyes resting on the pair of them as they kiss.

Really, what a fortunate woman she is right now, to witness it. ]
liuli: (150)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-02-25 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well, honestly, he's expecting that one of them likely has some sort of plan besides "haha let's indulge". both primrose and childe are way too smart for anything otherwise, but gu yun doesn't seem to have any particular distaste for it - he goes along with where he's being moved, though he does find whatever closures are on childe's ridiculous bermuda triangle jacket to open it and shove it off of his shoulders.

he sits when pushed, close enough to feel primrose's body heat, easily leaning his weight onto a hand. the other shifts to the bare skin at primrose's back, touching for the sake of touching. there's something a little dark in his eyes on watching - primrose really did have the right idea, it's not at all a bad view.

you remember, childe asks. gu yun raises an eyebrow, glancing between the two of them. ]
femmefinale: (We're gonna brush the sky)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-02-25 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ From the smile that's mostly smirk that Primrose offers in return, she very clearly does. Not even the distraction of Childe's mouth and the warmth of Gu Yun's palm at her back can banish what the former had asked of her from her mind.

(Though both are very nice, those sparks of desire and shadow in their eyes included.) ]


You're still rather put-together, [ she murmurs, glancing back at Gu Yun with a playful light burning in her gaze, for all that there's also very clear desire there. One hand briefly pushes into Childe's hair, affectionately, a thumb brushing over his cheek before she removes it. ] Pray allow me to humbly offer my assistance.

[ And she slips off the bed and kneels before him, doing what she must to ease off any garments Gu Yun has obscuring his lower half (because no I don't know if he wears boxers or briefs or a thong he can wear whatever the hell he wants). She doesn't actually do this here for anyone, for reasons she hasn't stated, but for this situation, for him, Primrose has absolutely no qualms nipping at the softer skin of his inner thighs as she nudges her way between them and then taking him completely into her mouth with no warning whatsoever. Just a sharp, teasing hum. ]
liuli: (100)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-02-25 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ what hte fuc k

primrose is right, gu yun is really put together. he kind of prides himself on that, actually. his composure isn't shaken by anything - not by battles, not by wars, not by strange situations that involve weekly murders and horrible executions. he's even fine when primrose drops down like that, offers her a sly little grin as he makes room for her to settle between his legs with little struggle. a flirty croon here, a bat of those peach blossom eyes there...

however, there is no time for that, when primrose just immediately takes him completely with no warning at all. gu yun almost shouts, clamping down on the immediate reaction as all of his senses are flooded with immediate, wanting heat, his hands shooting down from wherever they were before to immediately latch onto her hair, fingers curling tight in the strands. he's more than aware of the presence of childe moving behind him, too, of the sudden and immediate pressure at his hips (which is harder to pay attention to than it really should be), but he bites his lip and leans back into the warmth anyway, for the moment taking being the center of this sandwich with aplomb.

internally, he's screaming a little bit but that's fine. no time to focus on that, is there, as his back arches and he exhales, harshly, controlling the reaction into a half breathless laugh. ]
Fuck. [ like what else do you even SAY ]
femmefinale: (In case we shake apart)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-02-25 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Primrose likely can't laugh, given her current task, and also because her discipline is fairly excellent, but all the same, there's definite fond amusement in her eyes when Gu Yun's fingers find her hair and he arches like that. Thanks to Childe, he's not going to go very far, but she's sure they're all of the same mind that he doesn't exactly want to either.

Still, she thinks she can do better. He's still got a grip on his control and she eases back for a minute, dark eyes glittering up at the pair of them as she plants a light kiss on the tip. ]


An excellent start, but I do believe I'd like to hear more of you. You just might hurt our feelings if you're that reticent.

[ Yes, surely these two tag-teaming are easily hurt. Surely.

But then she returns to taking him in again, throat perfectly relaxed and tongue working to coax a few more noises out of him. She's hardly inexperienced at this, it seems, though at least Primrose seems to be enjoying herself with another lyrical hum. One hand rests on his knee, the other lightly tickles his balls with her nails.

It's a shame she can't entirely watch them up there sans a few occasional glances, because she's sure it's another lovely sight to behold. ]
liuli: (96)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-02-26 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh. he sees what the plan here is. what the fuck, you guys.

well, if it's a challenge (???)(is it?)(childe is involved, so) then fine, a challenge it is. not... not that it's one he's going to be able to win, likely, but that's alright. as primrose pulls off to speak to him, gu yun looks down at her, cheeks flushing a pale pink, his mouth curving up into a dangerous, delighted looking grin, eyes dark with want. ]
I wouldn't want to be -

[ -- whatever quip is there is cut off, again, because the suddenness of warm, wet heat around his dick is, again! a lot! and he has to take in a sharp breath before he finishes his sentence, mouth falling slack as his hands pet through her hair without any real direction, just for the sake of moving the sudden burst of heat and energy through his body. as ever, gu yun is sensitive - the bite to the meat of his shoulder and primroses's clever fingertips alike send a groan out of his mouth unbidden, before he's really thinking about it, and he bites his lip afterwards, finding it hard to be annoyed about losing said challenge when. well. everything is happening so much.

eyes fluttering shut, he unthreads a hand from primrose's hair and brings it up, instead, getting a grip on childe's over his shoulder, long fingers threading into the curls at the back of his head. it feels like an anchor onto reality, and he holds him there where he's putting that mark, pushing backwards into the warm body behind him when his hip is momentarily freed. his chest arches with the scratch, too, the sensation still unusual, somewhere between skin that's dead and skin that feels like a livewire with every continued moment of touch. back and forth, between a warm body and a hot mouth, it's a lot all at once. who knows what he did to deserve this treatment, but here we are nonetheless. ]
Edited 2021-02-26 16:57 (UTC)
femmefinale: (Men just can't hold their arsenic)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-02-27 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She can't be surprised by who keeps leaving those marks, because the instant Childe had proposed this, she'd truthfully figured it out. And she's not here to judge, she's here to help in an onslaught. And probably to enjoy herself?

There's no question whatsoever that she's definitely engaging in both of those objectives, her lips curving into a smile around Gu Yun's dick as their combined efforts finally start pulling more helpless sounds out of him.

Unfortunately, she does have to speak after a few minutes, though it doesn't mean she has to stop tormenting him-- so even as she draws back, her hand reaches out to wrap around his dick, following up with teasing strokes with a varying, unpredictable tempo. Primrose herself starts leaving lingering, sucking kisses on his inner thighs before her gaze flicks up to Childe. ]


Would you prefer we finish like this? [ She hardly minds, regardless. ]
liuli: (200)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-03-01 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ first of all, this is absolutely an onslaught. primrose's mouth is clever, with her words and her actions, and gu yun takes those few moments to try and keep his hands on the proverbial wheel, eyes shut, head tipped back against childe's shoulder, the massive scar of his more prominent on his shorter inhales. it feels dizzyingly good; gu yun's fingers curl in primroses's hair and uncurl, stroking through the strands, encouraging motions he likes, feeling tension curl pleasantly in his muscles and heat building with every passing moment. when her mouth finally pulls off of him, replaced with her hand, gu yun finally gets enough of a break that he can actually get some of his composure back. maybe - it's not really much in terms of the unpredictable pattern of her strokes, each of which sends a jolt of heat curling down his spine.

he exhales, the breath a little ragged, and looks down at primrose with his head tilted back, shifting his feet on the floor to make a little more room for her to work on those kisses. the nip of each on such sensitive skin has him pushing his feet a little harder into the floor, weight moving back against childe in the process.

he is very interested in that answer, actually, and he'd have something to say about it. someone won't let him, so when childe tries to stick his fingers in gu yun's mouth, he immediately bites them.

it's not super hard but also like what do you expect at this point ]
femmefinale: (Daze and dizzy 'em)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-03-01 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Boys, please.

Primrose takes her sweet time answering, though, only humming thoughtfully to herself until she tilts her head and gazes up properly at the pair of them. It's a lot to think about, after all.

(The answer, which she most decidedly does not say, is that she has no idea how she likes her pleasure yet, that's still a strange thing to consider. The hesitation likely speaks for itself, though.)

She still speaks lightly, mischief sparkling in her eyes. Gu Yun also isn't getting a reprieve on her end, those hands of hers are still at work. ]


And if I said "surprise me"?
liuli: (143)

[personal profile] liuli 2021-03-01 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's mostly just the sake of being petty, mostly because gu yun's relationship with childe is just like this - beyond the scrape of teeth and the nip, though, he's actually pretty compliant. he'll take any advantage he can get, which might mean splitting his fingers with his tongue and sucking on them, particularly when there's a bite on that cinnabar mark on his ear. it's the least he can do in the face of primrose's perfect grip, and that his hips still rock a little up into her touch.

he has to catch his breath as childe turns his face over, but - his mouth curves up, in a sly grin, and he glances down to primrose, eyes dark with want. ]


Pride with skill behind it isn't arrogance. [ so. making eye contact, his head tilted against childe's palm, he licks his lips. ] If that's what the lady likes.
Edited (SIGHS repeated icons ) 2021-03-01 18:41 (UTC)
femmefinale: (She's gonna stray so far away)

[personal profile] femmefinale 2021-03-02 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Primrose regards them for a moment, still knelt between Gu Yun's legs... before she gives his dick a parting kiss for now and rests her palms on his knees to pull herself upright.

It's amazing, just how quickly he recovers, enough to speak that eloquently. No wonder Childe had wanted help. ]


You may consider the lady intrigued, at the very least.