[Yeah he absolutely knows Gu Yun wants to shut the door in his face, which is why he weaseled his way inside first!

That is, he'd absolutely have deserved it, because once they're safely inside--]

I couldn't help but notice you were scarce yesterday, and I thought maybe you were despondent over your lack of intimate skills. Miss Primrose is an excellent teacher, and was kind enough to offer her services.

[THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED YOU LITTLE SHIT

(Whatever the return fire quip is will be worth it tbh)]