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Tartaglia "Comrade Bonzo" Childe | Эйджакс ([personal profile] toyska) wrote2023-02-05 11:47 am
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WHY DID THIS RESIZE SO TERRIBLY WHAT THE FCK
nascens: (copernicus)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-15 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[MAKING A FACE.]

Don't compare the two of us.
nascens: (nusakan)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-15 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[JUST GIVING HIM THIS LOOK.]

I would rather be put on another mission with Signora. [BINCH. ........Though actually, now that he's thinking about it:] I wonder which shitty island she's at.

[HELP.]
nascens: (maasym)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[THE ONE SINGLE THING THEY AGREE ON: SIGNORA IS DEFINITELY IN HELL.]

I've heard more or less the same thing. There's no way she isn't here somewhere, though.
nascens: (copernicus)

w1 weds

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[AT SOME POINT AFTER THE SHENANIGANS OF THE DAY have started to wind down at least a little, he's approaching Childe... What a rare turn of events.

Though of course it's because he wants something, since he starts off immediately without so much as a hello. Just:]


You - I need access to your room.
nascens: (paikauhale)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Unless she's already died again.

[Snickering at the thought...]
nascens: (sargas)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait hold on his request can wait for a second, HE'S LAUGHING FIRST.]

Who did you end up in a fight with this time?
nascens: (maasym)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[no im kidding but like, same vibes:]

What ride did you fall out of.
nascens: (proxima centauri)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's something I wouldn't have minded seeing! Even a lackadaisical boss will probably draw the line at being sassed by someone at the lowest ranked tier.

[SHE'S JUST OUT THERE... probably sneezing somewhere. Imagine if she was an NPC.]
nascens: (izar)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[THIS REALLY DOES JUST SOUND FUCKING FAKE. He's just like ??????]

What? What giant animals. What the hell did you do?

[Blames Childe immediately for things being weird.]
nascens: (haedus)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'S GONNA BLAME IT ON CHILDE.]

Only you would get yourself into such a stupid situation. [TWO OTHER PEOPLE WERE ALSO THERE.] So - what. Did you actually find anything useful, or did you just get trapped with a bunch of animals chanting meat?

[ANYWAY:] You don't actually use it, right? Why do you care?
nascens: (meridiana)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[LOOK HE DOESN'T TRUST CHILDE. Case in point:]

You think I would store a body in your room? First of all, I wouldn't risk you ratting me out. Second, there's perfectly good lava right there. Also, I hate trials more than I want to kill any of the idiots here.

[HELP. But more importantly, he gets up REAL CLOSE AND JABS A FINGER INTO CHILDE'S CHEST.]

If word gets out that anyone knows, I will know it was you and I'll kill you. Got it?

[WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT KILLING ANYONE.]
nascens: (aniara)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Delusional even without your Delusion, I see.

[BINCH THAT GNOSIS IS HIS. But even though he still trusts Childe zero percent with anything worth anything, this is in fact worth nothing, so.

He will produce a big fancy cupcake!]
nascens: (maasym)

[personal profile] nascens 2023-02-16 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[JUST GIVING CHILDE THIS LOOK.

He breaks the cupcake in half and it becomes two cupcakes. Holding one out for Childe...]


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