I would rather be put on another mission with Signora. [BINCH. ........Though actually, now that he's thinking about it:] I wonder which shitty island she's at.
I didn't do that either! [GOD!!! But that one is closer so he'll be nice] I went looking for information. Gideon, Rynlan, and I got trapped in that room full of mirrors--some of them exploded when the giant animals came through them.
That's something I wouldn't have minded seeing! Even a lackadaisical boss will probably draw the line at being sassed by someone at the lowest ranked tier.
[SHE'S JUST OUT THERE... probably sneezing somewhere. Imagine if she was an NPC.]
Nothing! We got locked in. [STOP BLAMING IT ON HIM] These large stuffed animals broke through the glass--we thought at first they wanted to eat us, since it sounded like they were chanting "meat." But it turns out they just wanted some photographs... there's a new building on that island now too, I think. I didn't check to see if it's actually open like the sign said.
[It is. Perhaps if Scaramouche were to check the Week 1 Locations page on www.hellscapes.dreamwidth.org, he would notice something new...
ANYWAY he waves a hand.]
It doesn't matter, I didn't find anything important. Why do you need my room?
Only you would get yourself into such a stupid situation. [TWO OTHER PEOPLE WERE ALSO THERE.] So - what. Did you actually find anything useful, or did you just get trapped with a bunch of animals chanting meat?
[ANYWAY:] You don't actually use it, right? Why do you care?
You think I would store a body in your room? First of all, I wouldn't risk you ratting me out. Second, there's perfectly good lava right there. Also, I hate trials more than I want to kill any of the idiots here.
[HELP. But more importantly, he gets up REAL CLOSE AND JABS A FINGER INTO CHILDE'S CHEST.]
If word gets out that anyone knows, I will know it was you and I'll kill you. Got it?
Why would I tell anyone? I'd lose the gnosis that way. [OBVIOUSLY??? ALSO--] And unlike the rest of you, I actually know the meaning of the word "cooperation."
[THE FACT THAT THIS IS SUCH A BOLDASS CLAIM FROM CHILDE TARTAGLIA AJAX AND YET IT'S NOT INCORRECT BECAUSE THE REST OF THEM ARE SO MUCH WORSE.]
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