I didn't do that either! [GOD!!! But that one is closer so he'll be nice] I went looking for information. Gideon, Rynlan, and I got trapped in that room full of mirrors--some of them exploded when the giant animals came through them.
Nothing! We got locked in. [STOP BLAMING IT ON HIM] These large stuffed animals broke through the glass--we thought at first they wanted to eat us, since it sounded like they were chanting "meat." But it turns out they just wanted some photographs... there's a new building on that island now too, I think. I didn't check to see if it's actually open like the sign said.
[It is. Perhaps if Scaramouche were to check the Week 1 Locations page on www.hellscapes.dreamwidth.org, he would notice something new...
ANYWAY he waves a hand.]
It doesn't matter, I didn't find anything important. Why do you need my room?
Only you would get yourself into such a stupid situation. [TWO OTHER PEOPLE WERE ALSO THERE.] So - what. Did you actually find anything useful, or did you just get trapped with a bunch of animals chanting meat?
[ANYWAY:] You don't actually use it, right? Why do you care?
You think I would store a body in your room? First of all, I wouldn't risk you ratting me out. Second, there's perfectly good lava right there. Also, I hate trials more than I want to kill any of the idiots here.
[HELP. But more importantly, he gets up REAL CLOSE AND JABS A FINGER INTO CHILDE'S CHEST.]
If word gets out that anyone knows, I will know it was you and I'll kill you. Got it?
Why would I tell anyone? I'd lose the gnosis that way. [OBVIOUSLY??? ALSO--] And unlike the rest of you, I actually know the meaning of the word "cooperation."
[THE FACT THAT THIS IS SUCH A BOLDASS CLAIM FROM CHILDE TARTAGLIA AJAX AND YET IT'S NOT INCORRECT BECAUSE THE REST OF THEM ARE SO MUCH WORSE.]
[Sure. Okay. He doesn't even ask which woman Scaramouche is talking about and he absolutely does not take this cupcake but he DOES at least turn to go let Scaramouche in the room,]
If I wanted to be poisoned I'd just drink the beer at the bar.
[If any demon wants him to accept anything from Scaramouche they'll have to give him a weapon first
Also once Scaramouche is inside he'll probably notice. A chainsaw from the corn maze in the room. What a shocker...... if there's anything else weird in this room then I don't know about it]
No idea. Gideon wanted the bottom bed that first day, so I'd imagine Four took the top one, but I don't think Gideon sleeps in here either.
[Hell if he knows he just pops in now and then to store his stolen goods]
[Is the first thing he says the second he spots that fucking chainsaw. HE FUCKING KNEW ONE OF YOU STUPID GINGER WEAPONS JOCKS WOULD TAKE A DAMN CHAINSAW HE HATES BEING RIGHT SO BAD.
But he just HUFFS after that and gets to work breaking one of his cupcakes into two and then four. He will place one on the center of the bottom bunk and place another on their closet floor, out of direct view of the door. A third goes under the covers of the top bunk. Now he's left with the original one and one other...
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What ride did you fall out of.
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What? What giant animals. What the hell did you do?
[Blames Childe immediately for things being weird.]
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[It is. Perhaps if Scaramouche were to check the Week 1 Locations page on www.hellscapes.dreamwidth.org, he would notice something new...
ANYWAY he waves a hand.]
It doesn't matter, I didn't find anything important. Why do you need my room?
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Only you would get yourself into such a stupid situation. [TWO OTHER PEOPLE WERE ALSO THERE.] So - what. Did you actually find anything useful, or did you just get trapped with a bunch of animals chanting meat?
[ANYWAY:] You don't actually use it, right? Why do you care?
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Because if you're storing a body in there then I'll need to come up with an explanation or two.
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You think I would store a body in your room? First of all, I wouldn't risk you ratting me out. Second, there's perfectly good lava right there. Also, I hate trials more than I want to kill any of the idiots here.
[HELP. But more importantly, he gets up REAL CLOSE AND JABS A FINGER INTO CHILDE'S CHEST.]
If word gets out that anyone knows, I will know it was you and I'll kill you. Got it?
[WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT KILLING ANYONE.]
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Why would I tell anyone? I'd lose the gnosis that way. [OBVIOUSLY??? ALSO--] And unlike the rest of you, I actually know the meaning of the word "cooperation."
[THE FACT THAT THIS IS SUCH A BOLDASS CLAIM FROM CHILDE TARTAGLIA AJAX AND YET IT'S NOT INCORRECT BECAUSE THE REST OF THEM ARE SO MUCH WORSE.]
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[BINCH THAT GNOSIS IS HIS. But even though he still trusts Childe zero percent with anything worth anything, this is in fact worth nothing, so.
He will produce a big fancy cupcake!]
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What about it?
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He breaks the cupcake in half and it becomes two cupcakes. Holding one out for Childe...]
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What's with that look? Come on. Take it.
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And you needed to get into my room for this why?
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[He's still holding the cupcake out, though.]
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[Sure. Okay. He doesn't even ask which woman Scaramouche is talking about and he absolutely does not take this cupcake but he DOES at least turn to go let Scaramouche in the room,]
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[But once he's been allowed in the room he's just going to
look around for a second, first.]
Which bed belongs to the obnoxious redhead and which belongs to that woman?
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[If any demon wants him to accept anything from Scaramouche they'll have to give him a weapon first
Also once Scaramouche is inside he'll probably notice. A chainsaw from the corn maze in the room. What a shocker...... if there's anything else weird in this room then I don't know about it]
No idea. Gideon wanted the bottom bed that first day, so I'd imagine Four took the top one, but I don't think Gideon sleeps in here either.
[Hell if he knows he just pops in now and then to store his stolen goods]
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[Is the first thing he says the second he spots that fucking chainsaw. HE FUCKING KNEW ONE OF YOU STUPID GINGER WEAPONS JOCKS WOULD TAKE A DAMN CHAINSAW HE HATES BEING RIGHT SO BAD.
But he just HUFFS after that and gets to work breaking one of his cupcakes into two and then four. He will place one on the center of the bottom bunk and place another on their closet floor, out of direct view of the door. A third goes under the covers of the top bunk. Now he's left with the original one and one other...
But he just turns to leave after that??]
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It's self-defense! [LEAVE HIS CHAINSAW ALONE GOSH
He just watches Scaramouche enact his weird little revenge plot though... and does not try to stop him from leaving...]
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It doesn't even work!
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