catchall; scara

[toyska]

WHY DID THIS RESIZE SO TERRIBLY WHAT THE FCK

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[toyska]

[THEY REALLY CAME TO ROLL FOR YELAN but alas, she's not here... Childe, too, is just getting his exploring out of the way, searching (in vain, once again) for anything useful.

He comes over when Scaramouche yells, even though he REALLY DOESN'T HAVE TO Childe please... but then he looks between the door and Scaramouche.]

What?

[nascens]

[YELAN WHERE ARE YOU...

Not here helping these two bozos out, that's for sure. Scaramouche just points at the door like, take care of this peon??]

Open it.

[toyska]

Why.

[SUSPICION]

[nascens]

Why? Just do it, don't ask stupid questions.

[He can't say it's because he can't open it THAT WOULD BE ADMITTING DEFEAT.]

[toyska]

[Okay but listen

Childe looks at the door and HE ALSO doesn't know what to do with it but he can't admit that either!!! THEY'RE AT AN IMPASSE!!!!]

If I wouldn't take your exploding cupcake, what makes you think I'll open a door?

[nascens]

[THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID. SCARAMOUCHE HAS NO ONE BUT HIMSELF TO BLAME.]

Do you think I'd be standing so close if something were to happen when you opened it?

[toyska]

You're faster than me, though.

[How does he know you're not gonna TAKE OFF RUNNING]

[nascens]

[LIKE.

ON ONE HAND, HE'S RIGHT. HE CAN'T EVEN ARGUE. ON THE OTHER, HE HATES THIS.]

And if I turned to leave, you'd just grab me and throw me through the door first.

[toyska]

[



You know, he wasn't actually going to do that but now he's thinking about it]

[nascens]

Try it now and I'll kill you.

[MIDWEEK MURDER! MIDWEEK MURDER!]

[toyska]

If you do, you'll have to sit around for nine hours while everyone checks for arms.

[nascens]

[THE WAY THAT CHILDE IS FUCKING RIGHT. HE HATES TRIALS SO GOTDAMN MUCH.]

I'd just tell them I did it and save them all the trouble, then jump into the lava before they can throw me into that stupid circus of an execution.

[toyska]

[HELP THIS MAKES HIM LAUGH]

I don't think they'll let you escape that easily.

[nascens]

We'll see about that.

[WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

Anyway of course he's just trying to shove Childe at the door now.]

[toyska]

[WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? He doesn't get to ask because he's getting shoved and he just

instinctively kicks the door

I rolled a 19 so I guess he just kicks a hole through it oops]

[nascens]

[HELP NOT THE FUCKING HOLE IN THE STILL UNOPENED DOOR.]

...

[The air is very I can't believe you've done this.]

Now what.

[toyska]

[now childe seeks death because he says without hesitation--]

You can fit through that.

[nascens]

[I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU EXPECTED OUTSIDE OF SCARAMOUCHE STARTING ANOTHER FIGHT BY LAUNCHING AT HIM IMMEDIATELY]

[toyska]

[Yeah that's exactly what he wanted]