catchall; scara

[toyska]

WHY DID THIS RESIZE SO TERRIBLY WHAT THE FCK

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[toyska]

Why.

[SUSPICION]

[nascens]

Why? Just do it, don't ask stupid questions.

[He can't say it's because he can't open it THAT WOULD BE ADMITTING DEFEAT.]

[toyska]

[Okay but listen

Childe looks at the door and HE ALSO doesn't know what to do with it but he can't admit that either!!! THEY'RE AT AN IMPASSE!!!!]

If I wouldn't take your exploding cupcake, what makes you think I'll open a door?

[nascens]

[THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID. SCARAMOUCHE HAS NO ONE BUT HIMSELF TO BLAME.]

Do you think I'd be standing so close if something were to happen when you opened it?

[toyska]

You're faster than me, though.

[How does he know you're not gonna TAKE OFF RUNNING]

[nascens]

[LIKE.

ON ONE HAND, HE'S RIGHT. HE CAN'T EVEN ARGUE. ON THE OTHER, HE HATES THIS.]

And if I turned to leave, you'd just grab me and throw me through the door first.

[toyska]

[



You know, he wasn't actually going to do that but now he's thinking about it]

[nascens]

Try it now and I'll kill you.

[MIDWEEK MURDER! MIDWEEK MURDER!]

[toyska]

If you do, you'll have to sit around for nine hours while everyone checks for arms.

[nascens]

[THE WAY THAT CHILDE IS FUCKING RIGHT. HE HATES TRIALS SO GOTDAMN MUCH.]

I'd just tell them I did it and save them all the trouble, then jump into the lava before they can throw me into that stupid circus of an execution.

[toyska]

[HELP THIS MAKES HIM LAUGH]

I don't think they'll let you escape that easily.

[nascens]

We'll see about that.

[WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.

Anyway of course he's just trying to shove Childe at the door now.]

[toyska]

[WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? He doesn't get to ask because he's getting shoved and he just

instinctively kicks the door

I rolled a 19 so I guess he just kicks a hole through it oops]

[nascens]

[HELP NOT THE FUCKING HOLE IN THE STILL UNOPENED DOOR.]

...

[The air is very I can't believe you've done this.]

Now what.

[toyska]

[now childe seeks death because he says without hesitation--]

You can fit through that.

[nascens]

[I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU EXPECTED OUTSIDE OF SCARAMOUCHE STARTING ANOTHER FIGHT BY LAUNCHING AT HIM IMMEDIATELY]

[toyska]

[Yeah that's exactly what he wanted]