catchall; scara

[toyska]

WHY DID THIS RESIZE SO TERRIBLY WHAT THE FCK

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[nascens]

You really haven't changed an ounce. Still the same brat that you were back then, but less scrawny.

[EXCEPT FOR THE FUCKING AMNESIA.]

[toyska]

[WELL WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!!!!]

Of course! I am always getting stronger. [He says this so fucking much]

[nascens]

[LISTEN...

Also this is the face of someone who has had to listen to Childe say this so many times.]

Picking fights with things far stronger than you might have improved your body by some small scrap, but it didn't make your brain grow any bigger.

[toyska]

[STOP god he's so used to this from the others that he knows asking is pointless, but--]

Did we have a mission together or something? [WHY DOES HE KEEP IMPLYING CHILDE IS BONZO]

[nascens]

[BECAUSE CHILDE IS BONZO.]

What? Not much of significance, lately.

[They probably went on at least one together and then never again because he almost committed murder.]

[toyska]

Then you have no idea whether or not I'm smart!

[Yeah but you're a stinky human, childe]

[nascens]

[Yeah???? Get ya head in the game.]

I don't need to go on missions with you to know that.

[toyska]

You sound like Sandrone...

[nascens]

[MAKING A FACE.]

Don't compare the two of us.

[toyska]

Be nice to me and I won't.

[He doesn't actually care about this he's just being annoying on purpose now]

[nascens]

[JUST GIVING HIM THIS LOOK.]

I would rather be put on another mission with Signora. [BINCH. ........Though actually, now that he's thinking about it:] I wonder which shitty island she's at.

[HELP.]

[toyska]

[THE WAY THEY'RE IMMEDIATELY ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT THIS]

I tried asking one of the demons, but they said they didn't keep track of everyone.

[nascens]

[THE ONE SINGLE THING THEY AGREE ON: SIGNORA IS DEFINITELY IN HELL.]

I've heard more or less the same thing. There's no way she isn't here somewhere, though.

[toyska]

If we're here long enough, I'm sure we'll run into her eventually.

[nascens]

Unless she's already died again.

[Snickering at the thought...]

[toyska]

[HELP he snorts]

She probably got here and tried to boss Satan around.

[HER ARROGANCE TRULY KNEW (KNOWS?) NO BOUNDS]

[nascens]

That's something I wouldn't have minded seeing! Even a lackadaisical boss will probably draw the line at being sassed by someone at the lowest ranked tier.

[SHE'S JUST OUT THERE... probably sneezing somewhere. Imagine if she was an NPC.]