catchall; scara

[toyska]

WHY DID THIS RESIZE SO TERRIBLY WHAT THE FCK

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[nascens]

[HE JUST LAUGHS because that's an entirely fair statement, he really gunned for Four for no gotdam reason.]

That would be fun - but no, I'm not going to bother trying anything in front of a crowd after today. [AFTER CHILDE DOXXED HIS ASS IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE!!!]

[toyska]

That's what you get for not cooperating with your colleague.

[AND HE'D DO IT AGAIN BINCH maybe. Personally he thinks it was kind of him not to out Scaramouche from the start!! Maybe if he'd cupcake'd earlier Childe would have and then Ara would've killed you instead, but alas, here we are.]

[nascens]

I should have bombed you instead.

[BINCH. Truly the Fatui coworker vibe though. It really is so easy to forget that Childe has fucking amnesia through absolutely no fault of Scaramouche in specific.]

[toyska]

And that's exactly why I know better than to accept anything from a Harbinger.

[IMAGINE IF HE'D ACCEPTED A SCARA CUPCAKE. HAH.]

[nascens]

If I really wanted to bomb you, I would have figured out another way to give it to you. I'm not stupid enough to think you're stupid enough to take anything from me.

[HE JUST WANTED TO TRY FOR FUN AND PROFIT ANYWAY.]

[toyska]

I think that's the first nice thing you've ever said about me.

[That was not the point]

[nascens]

All of you idiot redheads really are exactly alike.

[HE'S GOING TO TRIPLE KILL.]

[toyska]

[don't threaten him with a good time]

[nascens]

[Reasons why he can never target Childe.

ANYWAY HE'S JUST WAVING A HAND NOW.]

Go bother someone else.