[STOP HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HE HAS TO @ HIMSELF ABOUT IT LISTEN.
Anyway it's funnier if this is just vague enough that he doesn't quite pick up on the parts that were altered, because, like. This sounds like something Dottore would say?? FUCKIN STUPIDASS SEGMENTS god he hates this man so much. But he's also laughing because yeah, sasuga Harbingers.]
You're all just as miserable as I remember. [HE WASN'T GONE THAT LONG.] It's exactly the kind of send-off that witch deserved.
[NOW HE KNOWS... he still wonders, though, what exactly it was that's caused their memories to differ so. He's already resigned himself to the fact that they have no way of knowing--at least not while they're here--but still...
Of course, that doesn't stop him from pointing out, amused--]
If you'd just come to the funeral, you'd probably still be alive.
WE ARE DEVOLVING INTO A FIGHT YET AGAIN AS SCARAMOUCHE LAUNCHES FORWARD PRESUMABLY TO TRY AND STEAL CHILDE'S WHOLEASS TONGUE OUT OF HIS MOUTH BECAUSE HE IS SO TIRED OF PEOPLE IMPLYING THAT HE'S ALL TALK AND NO SUBSTANCE!!!!]
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[He realizes that Childe is just speaking generally, but he feels the need to say this anyway.
That said, Childe will now get to experience godhood so that's probably fun at least! Even if it's not exactly Alternate Facts.]
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Trust me, I would have loved for nothing more than to stamp you out of existence, too.
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[his priorities]
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[THE REASONS ARE SO OBVIOUS!! AND HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THEM!!]
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He was going to respond but now it's his turn to play a memory SO ENJOY THE FUNERAL YOU EDITED YOURSELF OUT OF SCARA]
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Anyway it's funnier if this is just vague enough that he doesn't quite pick up on the parts that were altered, because, like. This sounds like something Dottore would say?? FUCKIN STUPIDASS SEGMENTS god he hates this man so much. But he's also laughing because yeah, sasuga Harbingers.]
You're all just as miserable as I remember. [HE WASN'T GONE THAT LONG.] It's exactly the kind of send-off that witch deserved.
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...I never did ask why the gnosis ended up in Sumeru...
[...
looks at Scaramouche]
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Well, for what little it actually matters, now you know.
[Sometimes you steal the gnosis you were built to house and then become a god and die about it.]
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Of course, that doesn't stop him from pointing out, amused--]
If you'd just come to the funeral, you'd probably still be alive.
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But also Childe truly tests the bounds of his patience every day that they are un-alive and on the same side of hell together.]
You really want to see how fast you can lose that tongue of yours, don't you?
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If you keep saying that, I'm going to start thinking you don't really mean it.
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WE ARE DEVOLVING INTO A FIGHT YET AGAIN AS SCARAMOUCHE LAUNCHES FORWARD PRESUMABLY TO TRY AND STEAL CHILDE'S WHOLEASS TONGUE OUT OF HIS MOUTH BECAUSE HE IS SO TIRED OF PEOPLE IMPLYING THAT HE'S ALL TALK AND NO SUBSTANCE!!!!]