[WHERE IS THE MOOSE. Childe is gonna come track him down at some point--he's got a bottle of sake and some cups with him, since it's the closest thing to Inazuma liquor he recognizes. Inazuma probably does have sake I'm just too lazy to double-check rn. It's fine.
ANYWAY he holds it up whenever he tracks down Scara!!]
Want a head start? [This is a half-joke since they're not the ones who have to get drunk tomorrow, but it's also a genuine offer of a drink.]
[There's still time... but he will hand over the cup! And the bottle actually, so that Scaramouche can pour his own drink because Childe doesn't care about Inazuma etiquette.]
Why would I poison you? That's so boring.
[As if he would ever try to kill Scaramouche in a way that didn't involve a glorious fight to the death. Please.]
[binch. It's okay he wouldn't want Childe to pour his drinks anyway because it'd just be weird.]
Who knows? Just to see whether or not it would work, maybe.
[Where are they even, they can just be vibing in a park so Scaramouche can go park his butt under a tree and crack open the bottle, pouring himself some. He'll hold it back out after.]
Haha, I'll leave the experiments to the scientists. [NO POISON...... today. Just some shitty coworkers on a Friday afternoon, very mundane. He moves to sit down nearby, accepting the bottle back and pouring himself a drink too.]
It's going to feel a lot quieter around here when they leave. [Meaning: he doubts any of their suggested plans will actually work.]
This is. More normal. Scaramouche very rarely indulged in any sort of off-the-clock interactions with his coworkers whenever he could help it, but he's actually a fairly vibes-y person when he's not on a mission or having an insane fit about this or that. He takes a sip of the alcohol and immediately dies.
Unfortunately for everyone that is untrue, he just enjoys a somewhat familiar taste.]
Hah. [He reads the double meaning here and he fuckin agrees especially after LAST NIGHT.] Do you think so? This place is already so noisy. I'm sure you'll be getting to work right away at finding a different route out, anyway.
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ANYWAY he holds it up whenever he tracks down Scara!!]
Want a head start? [This is a half-joke since they're not the ones who have to get drunk tomorrow, but it's also a genuine offer of a drink.]
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He looks at the bottle, looks at Childe and arches a brow.]
Poisons don't affect me, so you know.
[But he'll reach out to take it anyway.]
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Why would I poison you? That's so boring.
[As if he would ever try to kill Scaramouche in a way that didn't involve a glorious fight to the death. Please.]
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Who knows? Just to see whether or not it would work, maybe.
[Where are they even, they can just be vibing in a park so Scaramouche can go park his butt under a tree and crack open the bottle, pouring himself some. He'll hold it back out after.]
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Haha, I'll leave the experiments to the scientists. [NO POISON...... today. Just some shitty coworkers on a Friday afternoon, very mundane. He moves to sit down nearby, accepting the bottle back and pouring himself a drink too.]
It's going to feel a lot quieter around here when they leave. [Meaning: he doubts any of their suggested plans will actually work.]
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This is. More normal. Scaramouche very rarely indulged in any sort of off-the-clock interactions with his coworkers whenever he could help it, but he's actually a fairly vibes-y person when he's not on a mission or having an insane fit about this or that. He takes a sip of the alcohol and immediately dies.
Unfortunately for everyone that is untrue, he just enjoys a somewhat familiar taste.]
Hah. [He reads the double meaning here and he fuckin agrees especially after LAST NIGHT.] Do you think so? This place is already so noisy. I'm sure you'll be getting to work right away at finding a different route out, anyway.
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Ahaha, that's true! [Stop.] But most of the people here don't know us, except from the "show." It's not really the same.
[WHAT WILL SCARAMOUCHE DO WITHOUT AKIRA LEAVING HIM VOICEMAILS EVERY FEW DAYS]
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No, I suppose it isn't.
[But he refuses to think for any second longer than necessary on the implications of why he feels a little discomforted to even say so.]
Still, I don't intend on staying around these islands, anyway.
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Maybe I'll go with you for a while. I'd like to have a better idea of what's around before I make any plans.
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A few of us are apparently planning on taking a look.
[He maybe doesn't mind the consistency of seeing the same faces...]
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[Besides Ryo, probably]
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