[HELLO LADIES. Or rather, hello one (1) lady(?) and one (1) ladybro. Yeah!
I'm sure we're going to have a great first impression here because it's immediately obvious that Childe has been in at least one fight--or rather, at least two, because the first one was in the prison cell. It's fine. We're all doing fine. He at least doesn't seem bothered by having ???wrestled with a tiger???, so either it's not as bad as it looks or his pain tolerance is absurd. It's fine.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, he's back in his regular clothes and also accompanied by a tiny friend. It's just. It's just there. Doing its thing.
Also I forgot to mention the seelie is wearing a party hat. He nods at Gideon because he truly doesn't care where he sleeps, then tilts his head at Four.]
What's wrong? [Don't tell him this is another person who apparently knows him and he doesn't remember,]
It doesn't matter what manner of person you are. You could only be interested in men, and I would give the same answer. I do not wish to be like my sister even in death. We may be dead, but it does not mean I should lose all sense of my propriety.
[ so it matters to her!! a lot!! too much. someone tell her to loosen up. ]
I do not wish to make too much trouble, so if it is easier, I shall simply remove myself from this room.
[He just kind of. Looks blankly at Gideon for a minute because he grew up with sisters and then got shipped off to the army so this has never happened to him before
He just shrugs, though.]
I can sleep somewhere else, if that would make you feel better. [He's slept in worse places, it's fine.] I think it would probably be harder for you to find somewhere acceptable, no?
This is stupid. Propriety can suck my ass. [a beat.] You can just have the room to yourself in that case. It's not like I was planning on actually sleeping here.
[Awkward... Gideon's comment makes him laugh quietly, because, well. He's obviously not prim and proper either.] Honestly, it doesn't really matter to me. I don't sleep much anyway. [It's less a chivalrous offer and more the fact that he's paranoid... Though, that said--] I have a feeling you'll have to reconsider your priorities one way or another, though, if our hosts are anything to go by.
[FOUR your DRINKING PARTY WITH SATAN
Also, to Gideon:]
I'm guessing you want to be with--[Ah, he hasn't learned everyone's names yet, he got distracted fighting. He gestures at his face instead, figuring Gideon will understand he's referencing Harrow's makeup]
[wow what the fuck childe don't just make her look like a total dweeb that's devoted to the tiny bone witch in front of four]
More like I've been ordered to. I would rather drown myself.
[she glances between the two of them.] I'm not kicking anybody out of their room. I'd say switch with Nonagesimus but then she [jabs a thumb at four] would have to deal with her and that's actually worse than any punishment the demons here can dole out.
[ she thinks the drinking party with satan is a joke. she frowns. ]
I don't expect the drinking to resurrect to come true. [ it's so.... whimsical to four. ] I want to make the least fuss, but I can't help the way I was raised to think.
[ it's hard to change the person she wants to be. ]
I haven't spoken to Harrowhark, but how are you connected to her, Gideon?
[LISTEN he just made an assumption based off their makeup but now he's assuming it's more of a Harbinger-esque deal than anything so he just nods in understanding.
As for Four--he's not particularly invested one way or the other in her dilemma, but he can't help pointing out--]
Even if it's not, the alternative is being stuck here forever. [With a group of sadistic wardens and a bunch of guys who do things like headbutt walls and clog toilets...]
I'm not trying to argue, [Because it's true that he doesn't care either way] but I suspect you'll have a harder time if you're not prepared to adapt.
[she answers four. the way she says this makes it sound like she's stepped in something unpleasant. the rest of it she just ignores because she thinks it's boring, i'm so sorry.]
Nothing here is much I particularly care for. [ whether that's the partying, the drinking, the subpar housing quarters, the clogging toilets, or all of the above. ] How I'll adapt is my prerogative.
[ she does sound like any teenager who may or may not get in over her head. if childe doesn't care, he can stay not caring. ]
[Four is going to have a terrible time on Saturday. But for now, Childe just shrugs; as long as he can use the closet for storage and like, possibly come crash when Four's not here or whatever he's fine with sleeping in the common room.
But he seems interested in hearing Gideon's answer too, so he doesn't say anything, just cocks his head to the side and waits for her to elaborate]
Hey! [He has literally no reason to sound offended??? At least it's like half-joking] Some of us have to be resourceful. [IS THAT WHAT THIS IS.] Why would they look in here, anyway?
[one of you plan a murder and frame me please and thank you]
[There is definitely an un-smart way to murder, and that's by shoving a nerd in a locker and then losing your arm in a laundry room]
Unless either of you is planning a murder, then it'll probably be fine. But if they wander in here and ask about it, I'll tell them it's mine. [Which would not be necessary because everyone would immediately assume it's his anyway, but whatever]
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Weekend 0, sunday
I'm sure we're going to have a great first impression here because it's immediately obvious that Childe has been in at least one fight--or rather, at least two, because the first one was in the prison cell. It's fine. We're all doing fine. He at least doesn't seem bothered by having ???wrestled with a tiger???, so either it's not as bad as it looks or his pain tolerance is absurd. It's fine.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, he's back in his regular clothes and also accompanied by a tiny friend. It's just. It's just there. Doing its thing.
Anyway he's surveying their... bed... contraption...]
And here I thought the training barracks were cramped...
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she leans against the doorframe. unfortunately, this sort of living space is kind of luxurious to her.]
I call bottom bunk.
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the tiny friend is kind of cute? maybe? jury's out for now. four frowns the moment she sees childe, and her hands are folded in front of her. ]
I don't mind if you have that bed, but I apologize. I don't know if this rooming arrangement can work.
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Also I forgot to mention the seelie is wearing a party hat. He nods at Gideon because he truly doesn't care where he sleeps, then tilts his head at Four.]
What's wrong? [Don't tell him this is another person who apparently knows him and he doesn't remember,]
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Yeah, what's up? [she has an inkling, but.]
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[ she says this so sincerely. it's scandalous!!! destroy her. ]
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Hey, I'm not that kind of guy! [Also she looks old enough to be his little sister??? Help]
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We're also super dead. Does it matter that much?
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[ so it matters to her!! a lot!! too much. someone tell her to loosen up. ]
I do not wish to make too much trouble, so if it is easier, I shall simply remove myself from this room.
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He just shrugs, though.]
I can sleep somewhere else, if that would make you feel better. [He's slept in worse places, it's fine.] I think it would probably be harder for you to find somewhere acceptable, no?
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This is stupid. Propriety can suck my ass. [a beat.] You can just have the room to yourself in that case. It's not like I was planning on actually sleeping here.
[she called dibs because she's an ass.]
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That's not... I'm... Is that what would be most comfortable for everyone? Where will you go?
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[FOUR your DRINKING PARTY WITH SATAN
Also, to Gideon:]
I'm guessing you want to be with--[Ah, he hasn't learned everyone's names yet, he got distracted fighting. He gestures at his face instead, figuring Gideon will understand he's referencing Harrow's makeup]
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More like I've been ordered to. I would rather drown myself.
[she glances between the two of them.] I'm not kicking anybody out of their room. I'd say switch with Nonagesimus but then she [jabs a thumb at four] would have to deal with her and that's actually worse than any punishment the demons here can dole out.
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I don't expect the drinking to resurrect to come true. [ it's so.... whimsical to four. ] I want to make the least fuss, but I can't help the way I was raised to think.
[ it's hard to change the person she wants to be. ]
I haven't spoken to Harrowhark, but how are you connected to her, Gideon?
[ being ordered to is a very pointed phrase. ]
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As for Four--he's not particularly invested one way or the other in her dilemma, but he can't help pointing out--]
Even if it's not, the alternative is being stuck here forever. [With a group of sadistic wardens and a bunch of guys who do things like headbutt walls and clog toilets...]
I'm not trying to argue, [Because it's true that he doesn't care either way] but I suspect you'll have a harder time if you're not prepared to adapt.
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[she answers four. the way she says this makes it sound like she's stepped in something unpleasant. the rest of it she just ignores because she thinks it's boring, i'm so sorry.]
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Nothing here is much I particularly care for. [ whether that's the partying, the drinking, the subpar housing quarters, the clogging toilets, or all of the above. ] How I'll adapt is my prerogative.
[ she does sound like any teenager who may or may not get in over her head. if childe doesn't care, he can stay not caring. ]
A cavalier, as in a knight?
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But he seems interested in hearing Gideon's answer too, so he doesn't say anything, just cocks his head to the side and waits for her to elaborate]
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Something like that. Meat shield works too.
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[ which is concerning? ]
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You don't like it?
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[ so the answer doesn't quite land. ]
If you're forced into it, it sounds less like a job and more like...
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What was your job?
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she doesn't answer, but does look at four expectantly.]
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The place with dragons? [Is that the main thing he remembers from glancing through the profiles? Maybe]
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Dragons exist, but they're rare. My country is inhabited by humans, but my sister in the Land of Forests has faeries that coinhabit with humans.
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He nods thoughtfully, though, considering this.]
They're rare in Teyvat, too. Unless you count vishaps, but they're a little different.
week 1, monday
He's bringing a chainsaw from the corn maze into the room]
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If you killed someone I'm not covering for you.
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Somehow they are all here at the same time. ]
I must echo Gideon.
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I didn't! [or did he] It doesn't turn on anyway. I just thought it would be a good idea to hold onto one.
[of course he did]
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[ mr. spent a good chunk of trial admiring other people's weapons instead of caring about who murdered ]
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[one of you plan a murder and frame me please and thank you]
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They just fuckin' wandered into random rooms to grab stuff this last time, you never know.
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[ but is there a smart way to murder? ]
I can see people asking to go into rooms again.
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Unless either of you is planning a murder, then it'll probably be fine. But if they wander in here and ask about it, I'll tell them it's mine. [Which would not be necessary because everyone would immediately assume it's his anyway, but whatever]