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[toyska]

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Week 0, monday

[toyska]

[HELLO CASTMATE that Childe will now be able to recognize as a castmate, incredible. I would laugh a lot if "auxiliary gang member" didn't mean Ushi and instead meant one of the NPC dudes

But for his part, Childe is also back in his normal clothes, and his mini Seelie is happily following him along... Childe removed its party hat like a MONSTER but otherwise it seems happy enough. He greets Itto with a little wave when he sees him!]

Hey there, comrade! How's your head?

[firstandgreatest]

[ fucking imagine it was just SOME GUY

okay the fact that everyone keeps asking itto "how his head" is makes me so angry that he will never pick up on the joke ever because he's just not horny enough ]

It's great! It's the best head ever! It's not at all sore!

[toyska]

[HELP I HATE IT HERE

Fortunately for Itto Childe also isn't horny so he just lets that comment sail by without even blinking. Jokingly--] I don't suppose you've found the exit yet, have you?

W0 FRIDAY

[firstandgreatest]

[ hi childe sorry wherever you are but itto is just running up ]

For the record, I didn't tell 'em to actually fight! I just thought that one of 'em needed to establish dominance!

[toyska]

[HELP ITTO Childe just blinks]

What? Who?

[firstandgreatest]

The Hunters, man!

[ ONE OF THEM IS DEAD ]

week 0, saturday

[toyska]

[I can't believe you shitposted your way into success

Childe, who left trial with his drink, lifts his cup in a toast whenever they cross paths.]

Good work out there. [WAS IT???]

[firstandgreatest]

[ he fistpumps in return and then yells something back but it's all garbled because he is also eating a huge victory sandwich from sbubby and its terrible! yeah! ]

[toyska]

[HELP his terrible sandwich

Childe looks kind of amused]

Do you want me to try and make you something better? [Like, not that there's much to work with in fast food kitchens, but]

W1 - MONDAY

[firstandgreatest]

[ hes just standing in awe at the entrance to the ball pit bar, stanced like he's about to just go running off into it ......... planning an attack. ]

No way ...

[toyska]

[HELP]

Careful not to get them stuck on your horns!

[firstandgreatest]

You don't think it'd look pretty sweet to have two of 'em on top of there?!

[ no ]

Hey-- What'ddya wanna bet I can get across to the bar without falling in!

W2 - MONDAY

[firstandgreatest]

[ itto is just chilling in the aquarium, but he's got his phone in his hand and he's looking like he's getting a bit of a headache ... ]

I mean, I've never been friends with fish, and sure, I eat 'em all the time, but that is pretty fucked up when you think about it ...

[toyska]

[HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY SWEET ITTO]

I think it's fine as long as you don't eat the same one you've been keeping as a pet.

[firstandgreatest]

[ ... ]

... I've eaten gyudon too!

[ USHI! DON'T LOOK. ]

w2, sunday

[toyska]

[Childe definitely stopped by to check on Itto after his CYOA and chat with him but mysteriously the thread isn't here..... I can't believe dreamwidth itself got hit by the loss effect wow........


ANYWAY here Childe is, he will come find him after he PRESUMABLY GETS THE HARPOON YANKED OUT OF HIS SHOULDER Childe could have helped with that probably but space dads seemed to have it handled so.]

At this rate you're going to run out of working arms!

[firstandgreatest]

[ what if they had a whole convo about it but they both forgot it mysteriously ]

Tell me about it, man! It sucks!

[ I think at this point I can say that. It is stitched up. Thank god. ]

[toyska]

[The power of h e l l]

Do you think if we looked hard enough, we'd find a Statue of the Seven around? [This is a joke]

W3, MONDAY

[firstandgreatest]

[ actually I'm gonna force you at gunpoint to go memfirst, because I can't decide and I want to tonematch you. Let's fuckin' roll!!!! and by that I mean

fall into this hole]

[toyska]

[HELP LMFSDKJHG that's fair and valid. DOWN THEY GO and Childe is used to this by now so his landing isn't too bad. GOD. He sighs.]

Alright, let's get to it, then.

[Itto gets the Childe bits of these memories because I gotta]

[firstandgreatest]

[ WOAH ]

You know Yoimiya? And the Traveller? [ and, ] And the great Mujina Youkai?

W4, MONDAY

[firstandgreatest]

[ hi, he's chillin' in the new bar. Or, like. under the bar. whatever, it's fine! don't worry about it! ]

Yo! This place is kinda cool, right?

[toyska]

[The way I totally interpreted this as him literally like crawling underneath their bar]

This is probably a first for you, huh? Feeling small?

w7, Monday

[toyska]

[THE GENSHINS ARE REUNITED... WE TRULY DITCHED ITTO LIKE THIS HELP

Anyway Childe waves whenever he spots him!!]

Hey, comrade! Is your Vision working okay?

[firstandgreatest]

Huh-- Yeah, my eyesight's fine.

[ i just really wanted to make this joke all game too. ]