catchall; gideon

[toyska]

I want you to know that on my journey to find a shitpost I learned what "pumpkin pounder" means

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[cavaliered]

[it's more the sensation. you can never go home again - you can never go back to how it was.]

Yeah. It took eighty-seven times, but I made it.

[toyska]

Eighty-seven?

[Wow. That's--a lot of things, but mainly it's kind of impressive. For a minute, he looks like he wants to ask, but he changes his mind and shakes his head.]

No one can say you're not dedicated.

[cavaliered]

[she snorts, stretching absently.]

That's every attempt since I was four, mind. [...] I didn't want to die there.

[toyska]

[That makes him grin.]

Not interested in having Harrowhark pilot your bones?

[cavaliered]

Ughhhh.

[she groans.]

This afterlife sucks shit, but it's better than doing laundry in the bone zone for a thousand years.