catchall; gideon

[toyska]

I want you to know that on my journey to find a shitpost I learned what "pumpkin pounder" means

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[toyska]

[HELP that makes him laugh]

I'd initially thought it was suspiciously generous of them to give us such nice rewards, but now it seems more likely that they're random.

[cavaliered]

I got my sword, but that was about the most useful thing I got - and I didn't even get it, Harrow did.

Granted, I haven't got much that I didn't bring with me to hell, but it seems like most of us are just getting things that follow us around, now.

[toyska]

[Wryly--]

Maybe we were all murdered on purpose so that they could open a menagerie down here.

[cavaliered]

[snorts.]

What a completely fucking inefficient way of doing it. [lol] Stupid thing is I could see it.

[she glances at the bar.]

Alright, which one?

[toyska]

My thoughts exactly.

[This place is so stupidly run in his expert opinion. The sad part is that he's actually not half-bad at running things, he just prefers to work on his own. He would be so much less annoying if he was incompetent.

BUT he hums, looking over the menu.]

Fine, fine--I'll try the "Temper" one.

[cavaliered]

[wanders back to this way late like i can't believe you're making childe hangry on this last thread they ever had]

The lemon one seems like it sucks the least. [she says idly, going for that one.]

[toyska]

[YEAH listen my options were limited and also it seems funny because Childe almost never gets mad

When they get their drinks, he holds his out.]

Cheers?