[He's been double-dead and repeatedly killed enough that he doesn't even hesitate. Goodbye Ryo, presuming a headshot can kill him. (If he allows it??? idk how your canon works)
He will text him in three hours and ask if he's back and if he wants a snack or something]
[wipes my tears. hilarious. At least Childe won't bother yelling at him like he did Mephisto because he assumes Ryo would've fucked off ages ago if he could have]
Scaramouche mentioned it Do you think that's why I ran into you that night or were you out to murder anyway
[Things you can ask casually when you have a good relationship with your killer]
I don't blame you I'd be pretty mad if someone used my name like this
[Mostly he'd be mad about someone stealing his identity and then claiming to be bound by rules. Please. At least make yourself seem more powerful, Satan????]
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[ let him see if it's three hours.... ]
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He pulls out his phone and starts texting something]
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I can, if you want. The boss says it's fine if we can get the guards' approval.
[Did Childe text Satan to ask if he could consensually murder Ryo? yeah]
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[ JUST AGREES IMMEDIATELY ]
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[He will go bribe some guards. I got permission for this because it's hilarious
And then come back and summon his bow and arrow and just aim at Ryo's head because I guess this jail has old-timey bars]
Ready? It should only be a few hours.
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fucking funny
he just nods. ]
Go ahead.
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He will text him in three hours and ask if he's back and if he wants a snack or something]
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It didn't work.
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[This is good to know but ugh makes sense he GUESSES. But it's fine because he doesn't even get in trouble for this, hilariously]
Well, do you want anything while you're in there
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and then, ]
I'm fine. I don't need anything to pass time.
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See you when you're back out then
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YOURE ANOTHER SATAN???
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Oh, yeah.
Actually Satan though, not whatever weird title situation this one has going on.
Who told you?
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Scaramouche mentioned it
Do you think that's why I ran into you that night or were you out to murder anyway
[Things you can ask casually when you have a good relationship with your killer]
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It might have been a mix of both?
I did want to kill but I wouldn't say I had a very specific desire to go after you in particular.
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That's a fair answer though]
This place is so annoying
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Hurrah.
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Are you going to do anything to him once you get out of here
[Him being this Satan]
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considers the question. ]
I don't know.
When I first found out how it worked here, I can't say I was really thrilled by it.
It was sort of insulting, actually.
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I'd be pretty mad if someone used my name like this
[Mostly he'd be mad about someone stealing his identity and then claiming to be bound by rules. Please. At least make yourself seem more powerful, Satan????]
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Hmmm.
I am not sure how to word this but...
He really is just some guy.
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Yeah. I wasn't impressed at all [Okay Childe] He won't even meet with me in person in his own domain [We know Childe]
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Despite everything.
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But then again, some of our group don't seem like they belong here either
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