[HE'S STILL LOOKING PISSY but what else is new... He also literally waited until everyone disembarked and scattered before returning to the dock to vibe because apparently the dock is his vibing place.]
At this rate, it might be a mercy. [LOOK AT TRIAL. Anyway more importantly:] That's why I wouldn't hide a body in your room, either.
Of course not. [JUST GIVING HIM A LOOK LIKE "ARE YOU STUPID" EVEN THOUGH THERE IS TRULY NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE FEELING JUDGMENTAL RIGHT NOW.]
You can get away with a lot of things while those idiots are distracted. They were being obnoxious and I wanted them to pay for it, even in just a small way. It's not my fault you walked into it.
[HE DIDN'T PLAN THAT!!!! He also didn't mind though, very funny.]
That's not how that-- never mind. [IT IS YOUR FAULT IF YOU DON'T TELL HIM THINGS!! STUPID!!!! Every day he believes Scaramouche more and more about him once being a Harbinger since ALL YOU BITCHES ARE THE SAME except for Capitano.] How long are you going to hold onto that cupcake, anyway?
[HE JUST LAUGHS because that's an entirely fair statement, he really gunned for Four for no gotdam reason.]
That would be fun - but no, I'm not going to bother trying anything in front of a crowd after today. [AFTER CHILDE DOXXED HIS ASS IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE!!!]
That's what you get for not cooperating with your colleague.
[AND HE'D DO IT AGAIN BINCH maybe. Personally he thinks it was kind of him not to out Scaramouche from the start!! Maybe if he'd cupcake'd earlier Childe would have and then Ara would've killed you instead, but alas, here we are.]
[BINCH. Truly the Fatui coworker vibe though. It really is so easy to forget that Childe has fucking amnesia through absolutely no fault of Scaramouche in specific.]
If I really wanted to bomb you, I would have figured out another way to give it to you. I'm not stupid enough to think you're stupid enough to take anything from me.
[HE JUST WANTED TO TRY FOR FUN AND PROFIT ANYWAY.]
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At this rate, it might be a mercy. [LOOK AT TRIAL. Anyway more importantly:] That's why I wouldn't hide a body in your room, either.
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Maybe if you'd given me warning, I would have been prepared!
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[People just pissed him off enough that he acted on a violent whim...]
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You planted cupcake bombs in there just in case?
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You can get away with a lot of things while those idiots are distracted. They were being obnoxious and I wanted them to pay for it, even in just a small way. It's not my fault you walked into it.
[HE DIDN'T PLAN THAT!!!! He also didn't mind though, very funny.]
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I only have it until tomorrow, so anything that happens after that point's no fault of mine.
[Will he be going out with a bang tomorrow though?? Maybe... MAYBE.]
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Planning to make a scene and annoy Four one last time?
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That would be fun - but no, I'm not going to bother trying anything in front of a crowd after today. [AFTER CHILDE DOXXED HIS ASS IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYONE!!!]
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[AND HE'D DO IT AGAIN BINCH maybe. Personally he thinks it was kind of him not to out Scaramouche from the start!! Maybe if he'd cupcake'd earlier Childe would have and then Ara would've killed you instead, but alas, here we are.]
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[BINCH. Truly the Fatui coworker vibe though. It really is so easy to forget that Childe has fucking amnesia through absolutely no fault of Scaramouche in specific.]
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[IMAGINE IF HE'D ACCEPTED A SCARA CUPCAKE. HAH.]
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[HE JUST WANTED TO TRY FOR FUN AND PROFIT ANYWAY.]
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[That was not the point]
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[HE'S GOING TO TRIPLE KILL.]
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ANYWAY HE'S JUST WAVING A HAND NOW.]
Go bother someone else.