catchall; hunter 2

[toyska]

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week 0, monday

[toyska]

[HELLO where is Hunter on this fine day...

For his part, Childe is back in his regular outfit, and accompanied by a small friend who is tragically lacking a party hat. He also has very noticeable bruises, which came from his prison cell fight with Scara... and possibly other fights?? Who knows. It's fine.

More importantly, he is here thoughtfully surveying the sea of lava.]

Where's a Pyro allogene when you need one... [it doesn't work that way]

[greatvalue]

[There is, coincidentally, also a friend perched on Hunter's shoulder. They're both watching Childe's friend curiously. Hello? What are you?]

Pyro allogene?

[toyska]

[SO MANY DEAD CREATURES IN HELL they didn't deserve this... at least the Seelie was already a spirit to begin with though. It just kind of continues floating, as one does.]

Ah--a Vision holder. [He gestures to the blue gem on his hip!] Where I'm from, elemental mastery isn't unusual. [He grins, though.] Though I'd imagine we'd need a god to have any effect on this much lava.

[greatvalue]

A... vision holder?

[He looks at the gem on his hip, thinking.]

I don't know what that means. But based on what you're saying... A "vision" allows you to use elemental magic? In a limited capacity.

week zero, saturday.

[greatvalue]

[WHAT A DAY... He acknowledges Childe when he spots him, wherever they are.]

I can't it all came down to a pun.

[toyska]

[This place is what we deserve but Childe does not agree and he's tired]

In the last few minutes, at that. [Which is partially his fault but honestly he wasn't invested in solving the murder anyway so w/e] I guess I don't really need any more convincing of where we are.

[greatvalue]

You weren't convinced already?

[toyska]

[A bit dryly--] I'm not particularly inclined to believe anything our hosts say, honestly.

[But, besides that:] We don't really have anything like this, where I'm from. The closest comparison I can think of is completely different.

[The funny part about this is that all of the Archons in Genshin are named after demons]

week 1, saturday

[toyska]

[WE ARE IN THE VOID.... Childe is mostly fine, but he does look tired, because of course he does. Even Mini Seelie looks tired, bobbing slowly around behind him.]

It really came down to arms again, huh.

[greatvalue]

At least it wasn't a pun again. Just... adjacent.

[still hateful, though. he has flapjack perched on his head, and a sleepy kitten in his arms. they're all tired, man.]

[toyska]

[Hunter your petting zoo

He can't help a wry laugh, though.]

All things considered, that really is a reassurance.

[greatvalue]

A small one.

[He sighs, tiredly.]

Titan, I'm gonna lose my mind if there are any arms involved the next time this happens.

week 2, thursday

[toyska]

[HELLO I am here and so is Childe... I was too busy to tag the actual return SO TELL ME THE STATE OF THE LAD. Where is he what's he doin is he alive and in his own body now or what]

[greatvalue]

[Imagine if I said no, he's a cute girl forever now. We fixed the gender ratio!

But, nah. He's back in his own body now, sitting in the common room couch, his knees drawn up to his chest while he idly picks something crusty and red out of his ear with his pinkie finger. Flapjack is also here, though he's not using his owner as a perch for once. Instead, he sits on the back of the couch, softly warbling while Hunter looks at him thoughtfully.]

[toyska]

[WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL but instead we're just stuck with stinky survival boys.

But here Childe is to check on him, the latest in what is rapidly becoming a pattern...... bad.]

Feeling alright?

[greatvalue]

[Welcome to hell! Only sad but mad boys now.

Hunter looks up, flicking something that is totally not blood out of his pinkie nail.]

I'm okay. [Probably!] We didn't miss anything, did we?

week three, monday.

[greatvalue]

[They are now in (throws dart) the clothing store, where Hunter looks very much like a kid on Christmas morning while he goes through all the sewing supplies.]

Yes...! [He is. Very excited about these sewing machines.] Oh, this is great.

[toyska]

[Clothing store works great!! Also lmk if you have any preferences on memory in return THUMBS UP

For now, though, Childe watches him rifling through the supplies.]

Haha, is this a hobby of yours?

[greatvalue]

[No pref!! Gimme whatever Childe lore you think is the wildest, tbh.]

Mhmm. Actually— [He gestures at his current outfit.] I made this shirt with a sewing contraption like this one.

[Right after he says this, a screen pops up behind him. Things are happening...]

w4, monday

[toyska]

[NEW BAR NEW BAR... honestly by the time they make it here Childe's probably already kind of annoyed with this place, because even though he's used to not being the tallest person around, he doesn't like feeling TINY either :\ ]

Even with the octopus, the island with the ocean is better.

[greatvalue]

I hate that they replaced the octopus.

[FUCKING OCTOPUS. Hunter kicks the debris, glaring in annoyance at this whole ass bar set up even as he starts to climb up.]

Someone will absolutely lose their footing and die in this place.

[Accidental murder...3?]

[toyska]

[UGHHHH he's already dreading Saturday... investigation is going to be such a pain in the ass.]

I don't care about science, If Lu Bixing wants to stay here overnight, I'm not doing it.

[TWO WEEKS IN A ROW OF CURSED BAR NONSENSE. TWO!!!]

w7, monday

[toyska]

[DOES SCARAMOUCHE KILL CHILDE IN PUBLIC... remains to be seen... well either way at some point Hunter will presumably be back on the ground so they can run into each other, and Childe will wave when that happens!]

Hey, comrade! Doing okay?

[greatvalue]

[A MYSTERY... Hunter teleported away to avoid getting zapped so he will never know.]

Better than okay. [So many friend reunions today... 🥺] What about you? It sounded like things have been hectic on this side, too.

[toyska]

[FRIEND REUNIONS... and power unnerfing, which, let's be real, is more important to some people.]

Haha, they have, but it's mostly been our own doing. [LOOK AT THEIR GROUP... THIS ISN'T SURPRISING]