catchall; ryo

[toyska]

holds out hands for a shitpost

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[toyska]

Not outside of my homeland. I get along with people well enough if they don't know who I am, but the Fatui aren't exactly well-liked.

[SO HE CAN LIKE... make friends fine... but it's typically nothing like how it's been here.]

[preordain]

[ help... that's fair, he supposes. ]

I guess that is a benefit of all of us being from different places.

[toyska]

Mm. It did make it a little easier than I expected, when I first saw those profiles.

[His DOXXING even if he still doesn't know what a Jorts is.

But anyway--]

Did you tell anyone else?

[preordain]

Just Akira. I assume Gideon would have told Harrowhark, at the very least.

[ he has no way of knowing for sure because no one has mentioned anything to him ]

[toyska]

Mm, maybe. It looked like they were arguing toward the end of that last trial, but it was kind of hard to tell. [GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, SPACE LESBIANS.] Well, I'll see how Gideon's feeling and tell her it wasn't your fault. She can be mad at me instead.

[Not that Ryo, like. Needs defending or anything. But Childe has no reason to lie about what happened, so]

[preordain]

I'm sure she'll still be mad anyway.

[ he does not sound upset about this

especially since he is no longer nerfed. he already feared nothing and now he fears less ]

[toyska]

[Ryo is so valid. This is why Childe likes him]

At least you're safe in here?

[preordain]

It may be better if they can just take me out, actually.

[ let him see if it's three hours.... ]

[toyska]

[


He pulls out his phone and starts texting something]

[preordain]

[ HELLO? ]

[toyska]

[After a minute he looks back up]

I can, if you want. The boss says it's fine if we can get the guards' approval.

[Did Childe text Satan to ask if he could consensually murder Ryo? yeah]

[preordain]

Oh, yeah. Go ahead.

[ JUST AGREES IMMEDIATELY ]

[toyska]

Alright, be right back.

[He will go bribe some guards. I got permission for this because it's hilarious

And then come back and summon his bow and arrow and just aim at Ryo's head because I guess this jail has old-timey bars]

Ready? It should only be a few hours.

[preordain]

[ this is so

fucking funny

he just nods. ]

Go ahead.

[toyska]

[He's been double-dead and repeatedly killed enough that he doesn't even hesitate. Goodbye Ryo, presuming a headshot can kill him. (If he allows it??? idk how your canon works)

He will text him in three hours and ask if he's back and if he wants a snack or something]

[preordain]

[ this will presumably only work because he allows it because otherwise it definitely wouldn't. sometimes you are overpowered. ]

It didn't work.

[toyska]

Aw...

[This is good to know but ugh makes sense he GUESSES. But it's fine because he doesn't even get in trouble for this, hilariously]

Well, do you want anything while you're in there

[preordain]

[ he is typing a bicker

and then, ]

I'm fine. I don't need anything to pass time.

[toyska]

Okay

See you when you're back out then

[toyska]

[Just kidding he sends another text a few minutes later]

YOURE ANOTHER SATAN???

[preordain]

[ FUCKING HELPPPP ]

Oh, yeah.
Actually Satan though, not whatever weird title situation this one has going on.
Who told you?

[toyska]

[wipes my tears. hilarious. At least Childe won't bother yelling at him like he did Mephisto because he assumes Ryo would've fucked off ages ago if he could have]

Scaramouche mentioned it
Do you think that's why I ran into you that night or were you out to murder anyway

[Things you can ask casually when you have a good relationship with your killer]

[preordain]

[ HOW DID FUCKIN SCARAMOUCHE KNOW!!!!! oocly i know how he knows but ryo does not ]

It might have been a mix of both?
I did want to kill but I wouldn't say I had a very specific desire to go after you in particular.

[toyska]

[HELP

That's a fair answer though]

This place is so annoying

[preordain]

Well, it did give me extra tolerance, at least.
Hurrah.